[Beowulf] Users abusing screen
landman at scalableinformatics.com
Wed Oct 26 09:42:50 PDT 2011
On 10/26/2011 12:22 PM, Robert G. Brown wrote:
> Myself, I like the sucker rod approach. BANG down on the desk with it
> and say something ominous like "So, you've been cluttering up my server
> with unattended and abandoned sessions. Would you be so kind as to
> CEASE (bam) and DESIST (bam) from this antisocial activity?" Then
> mutter something about too much Jolt Cola and back away slowly.
[donning his old New Yawk accent ... "Hey, we don't gots no accent ...
you'se got an accent..."]
"Thats a nice computer model you have there perfesser ... be a shame to
have to run it over ... TCP over SLIP (serial line IP) ..."
"So you like that 64 bit math, eh? Lets see how well you compute with a
few less bits ..."
[back to your regularly scheduled supercomputer cluster]
Joseph Landman, Ph.D
Founder and CEO
Scalable Informatics Inc.
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